June 2013
111 posts
- hot guy: *sneezes*
- me: i would say god bless you
- me: but it seems like he already did
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him